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**We're here to serve up some seriously sharp insights, straight from the spoon-tipped lips of the universe.**

The Spoon Sages: Our Most Esteemed Spoon Experts
The Spoon Sages of Soups: Our Most Respected Soup Connoisseurs The Spoon Sages of Stews: Our Most Revered Stew Masters
The Spoon Sages of Stir-Fries: Our Most Daring Stir-Fry Visionaries
The Spoon Sages of Sushi: Our Most Enthusiastic Sushi Senseis

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**Or at least, that's what we keep telling ourselves.**

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**We're not just a spoon, we're a movement.**

**Join us, and together we'll make the world a more soupy place.**

**But seriously, we're just a bunch of people who like spoons.**

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